It's Back....which means they're back!!!

Not Me Monday is a blog therapy session created by MckMama to allow you to share things you would never do, did, have done in the past week. Honestly who would ever NOT do??? On a serious note....praise God that MckMama and Stellan were able to return home. Now back to the not so serious NOT ME!

This week I did NOT....
1. Take my girls to see The Hannah Montana movie. I wouldn't do that, since I'm not a Hannah Montana fan! I also did NOT enjoy the movie and did NOT find it appropriate for even my 5 year old daughter. I did NOT choke back tears during the movie when she sang "The Climb"!
2. I absolutely did NOT instruct, Bryna, who is 5 to climb from the 3rd seat to the 2nd seat in the suburban while at a stop light; so she could NOT be by the window in case she threw up which I did NOT think she was going to and NEITHER did she.
3. I did NOT sleep until 9:00 on Saturday...well...because I could!
4. I was NOT happy to hear my son start to get excited about going on his 4th grade trip with NPayne, and I did NOT breathe a sigh of relief when NPayne sent me a text that said...."He is fine"!
5. I am NOT ready for the Swine Flu to be outta here!!! I was NOT extremely disappointed that Addi's band field trip was cancelled due to the Swine Flu. I did not think it was humorous that we did NOT shake hands, during the greeting at church yesterday, but instead gave everyone around us a head nod....HELP ME HENRY....will it ever end?
6. I did NOT ask NPayne to get us some groceries last week, including some cleaning supplies, which he did NOT return with; because the grocery store was NOT not sold out of every single cleaning supply due to the Swine Flu scare....HELP ME HENRY....will it ever end?
7. I do NOT have baby fever, but that's NOT surprising to anyone who knows me!!
8. I am NOT wishing I had a box of Peanut Butter Girl Scout cookies about now!! NOT ME!! I am not, one of those people, who eat the entire box in one sitting....well maybe I am!
9. I did NOT order something for myself for Mother's Day, and I did NOT splurge a little!!!
I am NOT secretly hoping that my children will all make me something for Mother's Day like they usually do; because I do NOT love their homemade gifts. A spa gift certificate would be nice too, but I am NOT hinting around.
10 . I do NOT miss the men in my life, and I am NOT going to dwell on that fact; because I am NOT going to cry because I do NOT miss them.
11. I did NOT make my friend, Kara, the cutest thank you gift EVER; and I cannot wait until it arrives....so I can see if it's NOT as cute as I hope it is.
That's it for NOT ME MONDAY!!! Be back next week!