Sunday, May 10, 2009

Welcome to NOT ME MONDAY....created by MckMama....for those of us who need to confess things we did NOT do during the previous week.

1. This week I did not thoroughly enjoy a women's event at church which did not include a delicious catered dinner and which NPayne did not serve me tea and coffee all night at such an event!!!!

2. I did not sit on my porch and drink coffee while I watched our friend run by our house for the umpteenth time, in the midst of running 41.73 miles in 8 hours as a fund raiser for a local charity.....I would NEVER do that!

3. On Mother's Day.... I did NOT eat brunch with my son at church, then enjoy a nice fruit parfait made for me by my eldest, and then eat my weight in veggie fajitas doused in garlic butter at NPayne's sister's house! And I did NOT tell NPayne that I do not count calories on Mother's Day when he mentioned for the gazillionth time that the garlic butter must be loaded with calories!

4. I was not completey amazed, and a little frightened, on Saturday night....when the chef at the Hibachi restaurant that we went to caught his hand on fire and then offered it to me to shake....uhhhhh....I don't think so pardner!

5. I did NOT stay up until 4:00 a.m. working on a digital scrapbook for my daughter's teachers, and I did NOT take a 2 1/2 hour nap a few days later!

6. I did NOT laugh out loud when I read these words, on my card, from 12 year old daughter.... my mother looks young; BUT she's 42....I do NOT remember when I thought 42 was old. I did NOT crack up again when I read these words, on my card, from my 5 year old daughter....I love my mom's wild orange hair!! It has NOT been so humid lately that my normally wild hair is NOT even wilder, and I do NOT have BIG HAIR!

7. I do NOT have the best children in the world, and I do NOT love their homemade Mother's Day gifts more than any store bought item EVER....well actually I do.

That's it for this week's session....see you next week!

2 comments: said...

I didn't stay up until 4:00 a.m. just last night! I didn't enjoy my Mother's Day either. And I'm not fixin' to wish you a very happy week after Mother's Day!

Alicia said...

LOL at what your daughter said on the card! Kids are so brutally honest, huh????