NOT ME MONDAY!!!!!

I am not nearly too exhausted to write a NOT ME MONDAY post, really I'm NOT!

1. I am not just now posting my NOT ME MONDAY post, because my computer was down all day; and I did NOT realize (once NPayne got home and figured it out....genius that he is) that the computer just needed to be re-plugged back in...
2. I did NOT just venture to Walmart, on Dec. 22nd, in the 30 degree cold to buy a few things....I DID NOT dare brave that crowd and cold....
3. I did NOT become highly annoyed.....when I was ready to load my cart full of stuff into my suburban.... that the back of it was full with NPayne's stuff....and I did not have to load all of that stuff into the front seats of the suburban instead.
4. I did NOT love watching my little Bryna Mae be Frosty the Snowgirl in her dance recital yesterday, and I did NOT leave the recital thinking that dancing is her "thing", and I did not love watching her daddy watch her.
5. I did NOT love going downtown with my family on Friday to check out all the cool stuff...and I do NOT feel like we are depriving our children of the fun stuff (literally right down the street), because this is the first time we have ever gone downtown at Christmas.
6. I did not buy 2 of those decadently delicious chocolate/caramel covered apples for my mom, since tomorrow is NOT her birthday.
7. I am NOT feeling badly for my husband, since Thursday is Christmas and Friday is my birthday....(yes it really is the day after Christmas).
8. I did not go on a gift wrapping frenzy today.....only to get completely confused about who was getting which child what gift, since I am wrapping the gifts for each child from both of their grandmothers as well as gifts from us.
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